let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

(Source: rlymax, via cumfort)

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

(via clmay)

charlamagnethagod:

The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school

(Source: sidnugget, via clmay)

she wants the D

her teachers are concerned

why doesn’t she want the A

(Source: textpoops, via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.