20. Cali to Kansas back to Cali. Disney intellect. Master of all trades.

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via trust)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via metalhearted)

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

(Source: naotarou, via slutwhat)