20. Cali to Kansas back to Cali. The love of my life is a magician. Disney intellect. Master of all trades.

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via midknighthikari)

    Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
    Me: *Scrolls past*

You make me want to drive along the ocean while the sun is setting. Then speed up my car to fly over a cliff

suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

(via fake-mermaid)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via contort)